The Abbey Dental woman
Was she on the original version of this list? No. Did she elbow her way into consideration because the Abbey Dental commercial has come on six times since I sat down to write this story? I don’t even know anymore. The only thing I know for sure in this world is that second opinions are free. It’s a natural fit, though—Hockey players have been known to require cosmetic dentistry on occasion, so I could see an end-of-bench player cashing in as a local pitch man and adding even more cheese to Abbey’s television ads. Preferably the player who ends up wearing jersey number eleven… eleven.